Your favorite quotes from South Park

Screw you guys, I'm going home.

S01E01 — Cartman Gets an Anal Probe

Eric Theodore Cartmann

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I can't lose weight, Butters, because I'm not fat, I'm big-boned. You can't slim down bones, stupid!

S06E01 — Jared Has Aides

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So Jesus died and then three days later he had an erection.

S03E02 — Spontaneous Combustion

Kyle Broflovski

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Hey guys, check out this song I made up, it's called 'I hate you guys.' [singing] I hate you guys! You guys are assholes! Especially Kenny! I hate him the most!

S03E05 — Tweek vs. Craig

Eric Theodore Cartmann

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In The Lion, The Witch And The Wardrobe, A Bunch Of Hippies Walk Around And Paint Stuff.

S02E04 — Chickenlover

Eric Theodore Cartmann

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