Your favorite quotes from South Park
I do not have sex with boys. I like men my own age. Ah! I mean I like women. Ah! What did I just say? I like titties!
S04E05 — Cartman Joins NAMBLA
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Well, I've been lickin' this carpet for 3 whole hours and I don't feel like a lesbian.
S01E11 — Tom's Rhinoplasty
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[imitating Michael Jackson's 'Thriller' video clip]
I'm going to make love, even when I'm dead.
My body might get cold, but it's always hot in bed!
Make love, don't you be afraid!
Just because my heart isn't beating, doesn't mean you won't get laid!
S01E07 — Pinkeye
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[Watching an elephant have sex with a pig]
Now I know how all those white women must have felt.
S01E05 — An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig
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I'd rather be a crying little pussy than a faggy goth kid.
S07E14 — Raisins
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