Your favorite quotes from South Park

I do not have sex with boys. I like men my own age. Ah! I mean I like women. Ah! What did I just say? I like titties!

S04E05 — Cartman Joins NAMBLA

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We're gonna finish our lesson on great singers of the Baroque era. Now children, Nancy Sinatra was quite a choice piece of ass.

S01E10 — Damien

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Oh, no, there's nothing worse than Cartman with authoritah!

S03E05 — Tweek vs. Craig

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Anything That's Fun Costs At Least Eight Dollars

S09E12 — Trapped in the Closet

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Mari-ju-ana's bad, m'kay?

S02E03 — Ike's Wee Wee

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