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I do not have sex with boys. I like men my own age. Ah! I mean I like women. Ah! What did I just say? I like titties!
S04E05 — Cartman Joins NAMBLA
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Hey you guys, you know what they call a Jewish woman's boobs? ... Jewbs!
S10E01 — The Return of Chef
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Truck Driver: Yeah. Too bad you're not a broad, 'cause I need some goddamn poontang.
Butters: Yeah. I could use some goddamn poontang myself right now.
S01E01 — Cartman Gets an Anal Probe
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Mom! Dad! I have awesome news! The doctor who gave Mr. Garrison a sex-change said he could make me tall and black!
S09E01 — Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina
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Words Cannot Express How Much I Hate You Guys
S03E14 — The Red Badge of Gayness
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