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I do not have sex with boys. I like men my own age. Ah! I mean I like women. Ah! What did I just say? I like titties!
S04E05 — Cartman Joins NAMBLA
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Fat ass Cartman was / not on the school bus today / What a big fat turd
S02E11 — Roger Ebert Should Lay off the Fatty Foods
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Butters: Oh well, when I get a chipotle blue-cheese bacon burger at Bennigan's, I forget all about my dad being queer and my mom is trying to kill me. I'm going to be okay.
Stan: Really?
Butters: No, I'm lying.
S05E14 — Butters' Very Own Episode
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I'm not fat, I just have a sweet hockey body.
S07E10 — Grey Dawn
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Speak to me, Helen. Let me be your voice. [nothing happens] Come on, you blind bitch! Channel your spirit through me!
S04E13 — Helen Keller! The Musical
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