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Hey guys, check out this song I made up, it's called 'I hate you guys.' [singing] I hate you guys! You guys are assholes! Especially Kenny! I hate him the most!
S03E05 — Tweek vs. Craig
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This is terrible, dude. Maury Povich parades these poor people around on his show like carnival freaks and then gives them prizes at the end as if to justify it. What a dick!
S06E03 — Freak Strike
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Gerald Broflovski: What a great Saturday morning. Aren't weekends just the best?
Stuart McCormick: When you're unemployed, weekends are meaningless.
S02E10 — Chickenpox
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I'd rather be a crying little pussy than a faggy goth kid.
S07E14 — Raisins
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Oh, my God, they killed Kenny!
S05E03 — Super Best Friends
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