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Hey guys, check out this song I made up, it's called 'I hate you guys.' [singing] I hate you guys! You guys are assholes! Especially Kenny! I hate him the most!
S03E05 — Tweek vs. Craig
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Gerald Broflovski: What a great Saturday morning. Aren't weekends just the best?
Stuart McCormick: When you're unemployed, weekends are meaningless.
S02E10 — Chickenpox
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I'm not fat, I just have a sweet hockey body.
S07E10 — Grey Dawn
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Hey you guys, you know what they call a Jewish woman's boobs? ... Jewbs!
S10E01 — The Return of Chef
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Butters: Oh well, when I get a chipotle blue-cheese bacon burger at Bennigan's, I forget all about my dad being queer and my mom is trying to kill me. I'm going to be okay.
Stan: Really?
Butters: No, I'm lying.
S05E14 — Butters' Very Own Episode
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