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So Jesus died and then three days later he had an erection.

S03E02 — Spontaneous Combustion

Kyle Broflovski

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Anything That's Fun Costs At Least Eight Dollars

S09E12 — Trapped in the Closet

Eric Theodore Cartmann

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We're gonna finish our lesson on great singers of the Baroque era. Now children, Nancy Sinatra was quite a choice piece of ass.

S01E10 — Damien

Mr. Garrison

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Jeez, you're a little irritable, Kyle. What's the matter, you got some sand in your vagina?

S05E01 — It Hits the Fan

Eric Theodore Cartmann

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Now, wait a minute. I wanna clear the air here. We all know that pigeon was a whore. Raise your hand if you didn't sleep with that pigeon? [everybody around him raises his or her hand] Oh, whatever!

S03E05 — Tweek vs. Craig

Mr. Garrison

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