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So Jesus died and then three days later he had an erection.
S03E02 — Spontaneous Combustion
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This is terrible, dude. Maury Povich parades these poor people around on his show like carnival freaks and then gives them prizes at the end as if to justify it. What a dick!
S06E03 — Freak Strike
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Fat ass Cartman was / not on the school bus today / What a big fat turd
S02E11 — Roger Ebert Should Lay off the Fatty Foods
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Jeez, you're a little irritable, Kyle. What's the matter, you got some sand in your vagina?
S05E01 — It Hits the Fan
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Butters: Oh well, when I get a chipotle blue-cheese bacon burger at Bennigan's, I forget all about my dad being queer and my mom is trying to kill me. I'm going to be okay.
Stan: Really?
Butters: No, I'm lying.
S05E14 — Butters' Very Own Episode
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