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Oh, really? Gosh, where could I have put Pip's invitation? Oh, yeah, now I remember! I shoved it up my ass! Yeah, I wrote it out, put it in an envelope, sealed it, and, whoop! Shoved it up my ass, forever ruining any chance you had of coming to my birthday party. Sorry, Pip old chap.
S01E08 — Starvin' Marvin
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Follow your dreams, you can reach your goals, I'm living proof. Beefcake! Beefcake!
S01E02 — Weight Gain 4000
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You've got to hold the football like you would hold your lover. Gently, yet firmly. You wanna be both nurturing and clinging at the same time. Oh, yes. Just like making sweet love to the football. Be naughty with the football. Mmmm, spank it. Ever so gently. Spank it. Oh, uh, sorry, children.
S01E04 — Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
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How Do I Reach These Kids?
S12E05 — Eek, A Penis!
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The only way to fight hate is with even more hate!
S09E11 — Ginger Kids
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