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They're not people! They're hippies!
S09E02 — Die Hippie, Die
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I Don't Make The Rules, Ma'am. I Just Think Them Up And Write Them Down.
S15E05 — Crack Baby Athletic Association
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Follow your dreams, you can reach your goals, I'm living proof. Beefcake! Beefcake!
S01E02 — Weight Gain 4000
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Two million dollars?! The only way I can raise that kind of money is by whoring myself to every woman in town!
S02E14 — Chef Aid
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Hey. We don't say "fuck" at the table, you little asshole.
S02E10 — Chickenpox
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