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You gotta respect my authora-tah!

S01E07 — Pinkeye

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[Repeated line, while hunting]
It's coming right for us.

S01E03 — Volcano

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Two million dollars?! The only way I can raise that kind of money is by whoring myself to every woman in town!

S02E14 — Chef Aid

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Respect My Authority!

S02E04 — Chickenlover

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Here's a little dreidel that's small and made of clay. But I'm not going to play with it 'cause dreidel's friggin' gay.

S03E15 — Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics

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