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You gotta respect my authora-tah!

S01E07 — Pinkeye

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Oh, really? Gosh, where could I have put Pip's invitation? Oh, yeah, now I remember! I shoved it up my ass! Yeah, I wrote it out, put it in an envelope, sealed it, and, whoop! Shoved it up my ass, forever ruining any chance you had of coming to my birthday party. Sorry, Pip old chap.

S01E08 — Starvin' Marvin

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How Do I Reach These Kids?

S12E05 — Eek, A Penis!

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[imitating Michael Jackson's 'Thriller' video clip]
I'm going to make love, even when I'm dead. My body might get cold, but it's always hot in bed! Make love, don't you be afraid! Just because my heart isn't beating, doesn't mean you won't get laid!

S01E07 — Pinkeye

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I'm not fat, I just have a sweet hockey body.

S07E10 — Grey Dawn

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