Your favorite quotes from South Park

If you want to find some quality friends, you have to wade through all the dicks first.

S14E04 — You Have 0 Friends

Kyle: Cartman, what kind of costume is that?

Cartman: It's an Adolf Hitler costume. Sieg heil! Sieg heil!

S01E07 — Pinkeye

Hey. We don't say "fuck" at the table, you little asshole.

S02E10 — Chickenpox

Kenny's family is so poor, they took out a second mortgage on their cardboard box.

S01E07 — Pinkeye