Your favorite quotes from South Park

You gotta respect my authora-tah!

S01E07 — Pinkeye

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America may have some problems, but it's our home, our team. And if you don't wanna root for your team, then you should get the hell out of the stadium.

S05E09 — Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants

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Jeez, you're a little irritable, Kyle. What's the matter, you got some sand in your vagina?

S05E01 — It Hits the Fan

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Kyle: Cartman, what kind of costume is that?

Cartman: It's an Adolf Hitler costume. Sieg heil! Sieg heil!

S01E07 — Pinkeye

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Screw you guys, I'm going home.

S01E01 — Cartman Gets an Anal Probe

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