Your favorite quotes from South Park

Butters: Oh well, when I get a chipotle blue-cheese bacon burger at Bennigan's, I forget all about my dad being queer and my mom is trying to kill me. I'm going to be okay.

Stan: Really?

Butters: No, I'm lying.

S05E14 — Butters' Very Own Episode

Hey you guys, you know what they call a Jewish woman's boobs? ... Jewbs!

S10E01 — The Return of Chef

[haiku]
Fat ass Cartman was / not on the school bus today / What a big fat turd

S02E11 — Roger Ebert Should Lay off the Fatty Foods

Here's a little dreidel that's small and made of clay. But I'm not going to play with it 'cause dreidel's friggin' gay.

S03E15 — Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics