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I'd rather be a crying little pussy than a faggy goth kid.

S07E14 — Raisins

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Hippies. They’re everywhere. They wanna save Earth, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.

S04E06 — Cherokee Hair Tampons

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Respect My Authority!

S02E04 — Chickenlover

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Kenny's family is so poor, they took out a second mortgage on their cardboard box.

S01E07 — Pinkeye

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Stan, you need to lay off the cough syrup, all right, seriously. I'm worried about you man.

S01E04 — Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride

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