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I'd rather be a crying little pussy than a faggy goth kid.

S07E14 — Raisins

Leopold "Butters" Stotch

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No, dude, independent films are those black-and-white hippie movies. They're always about gay cowboys eating pudding.

S02E09 — Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls

Eric Theodore Cartmann

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Okay, okay, I probably made love to your mother that night at the Drunken Barn Dance... but who here DIDN'T?

S01E13 — Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut

Mr. Garrison

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Mom! Dad! I have awesome news! The doctor who gave Mr. Garrison a sex-change said he could make me tall and black!

S09E01 — Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina

Kyle Broflovski

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America may have some problems, but it's our home, our team. And if you don't wanna root for your team, then you should get the hell out of the stadium.

S05E09 — Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants

Stanley "Stan" Marsh

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