Your favorite quotes from South Park

I'd rather be a crying little pussy than a faggy goth kid.

S07E14 — Raisins

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They're not people! They're hippies!

S09E02 — Die Hippie, Die

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Hippies. They’re everywhere. They wanna save Earth, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.

S04E06 — Cherokee Hair Tampons

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America may have some problems, but it's our home, our team. And if you don't wanna root for your team, then you should get the hell out of the stadium.

S05E09 — Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants

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Here's a little dreidel that's small and made of clay. But I'm not going to play with it 'cause dreidel's friggin' gay.

S03E15 — Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics

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