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The fireman is very magical. If you rub his helmet he spits in your eye.
S02E03 — Ike's Wee Wee
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How come everything today has involved things either coming in or going out of my ass?
S01E01 — Cartman Gets an Anal Probe
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Kyle: Cartman, what kind of costume is that?
Cartman: It's an Adolf Hitler costume. Sieg heil! Sieg heil!
S01E07 — Pinkeye
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Oh, my God, they killed Kenny!
S05E03 — Super Best Friends
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Hey. We don't say "fuck" at the table, you little asshole.
S02E10 — Chickenpox
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