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The fireman is very magical. If you rub his helmet he spits in your eye.

S02E03 — Ike's Wee Wee

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Hey guys, check out this song I made up, it's called 'I hate you guys.' [singing] I hate you guys! You guys are assholes! Especially Kenny! I hate him the most!

S03E05 — Tweek vs. Craig

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[haiku]
Fat ass Cartman was / not on the school bus today / What a big fat turd

S02E11 — Roger Ebert Should Lay off the Fatty Foods

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[talking to Cartman, who's dressed like a Klansman]
Remind me to whoop your ass good next time I see you.

S01E07 — Pinkeye

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Why? How could you do this? There are people starving in Alabama! And you give Cartman a million dollars?!

S05E06 — Cartmanland

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