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The fireman is very magical. If you rub his helmet he spits in your eye.

S02E03 — Ike's Wee Wee

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Oh, my God, they killed Kenny!

S05E03 — Super Best Friends

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[Repeated line, while hunting]
It's coming right for us.

S01E03 — Volcano

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How come everything today has involved things either coming in or going out of my ass?

S01E01 — Cartman Gets an Anal Probe

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So Jesus died and then three days later he had an erection.

S03E02 — Spontaneous Combustion

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