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Two million dollars?! The only way I can raise that kind of money is by whoring myself to every woman in town!

S02E14 — Chef Aid

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They're not people! They're hippies!

S09E02 — Die Hippie, Die

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Well, I've been lickin' this carpet for 3 whole hours and I don't feel like a lesbian.

S01E11 — Tom's Rhinoplasty

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In The Lion, The Witch And The Wardrobe, A Bunch Of Hippies Walk Around And Paint Stuff.

S02E04 — Chickenlover

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Words Cannot Express How Much I Hate You Guys

S03E14 — The Red Badge of Gayness

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