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Two million dollars?! The only way I can raise that kind of money is by whoring myself to every woman in town!

S02E14 — Chef Aid

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Was It Worth It? Totally...

S07E11 — Casa Bonita

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America may have some problems, but it's our home, our team. And if you don't wanna root for your team, then you should get the hell out of the stadium.

S05E09 — Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants

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Hey! If you so much as touch Kitty's ass, I'll put firecrackers in your nut sack and blow your balls all over your pants!

S02E08 — Summer Sucks

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How Do I Reach These Kids?

S12E05 — Eek, A Penis!

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