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Anything That's Fun Costs At Least Eight Dollars
S09E12 — Trapped in the Closet
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Oh my GOD! I killed Kenny. You BASTARD!
S01E07 — Pinkeye
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Kyle: Cartman, what kind of costume is that?
Cartman: It's an Adolf Hitler costume. Sieg heil! Sieg heil!
S01E07 — Pinkeye
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[talking to Cartman, who's dressed like a Klansman]
Remind me to whoop your ass good next time I see you.
S01E07 — Pinkeye
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Butters: Oh well, when I get a chipotle blue-cheese bacon burger at Bennigan's, I forget all about my dad being queer and my mom is trying to kill me. I'm going to be okay.
Stan: Really?
Butters: No, I'm lying.
S05E14 — Butters' Very Own Episode
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