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Anything That's Fun Costs At Least Eight Dollars

S09E12 — Trapped in the Closet

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Oh, my God, they killed Kenny!

S05E03 — Super Best Friends

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A ring that says you’d be together but not have sex. Isn't that called a wedding ring?

S13E01 — The Ring

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Kyle: Cartman, what kind of costume is that?

Cartman: It's an Adolf Hitler costume. Sieg heil! Sieg heil!

S01E07 — Pinkeye

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[Repeated line, while hunting]
It's coming right for us.

S01E03 — Volcano

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