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Anything That's Fun Costs At Least Eight Dollars

S09E12 — Trapped in the Closet

Eric Theodore Cartmann

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Screw you guys, I'm going home.

S01E01 — Cartman Gets an Anal Probe

Eric Theodore Cartmann

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Fat ass Cartman was / not on the school bus today / What a big fat turd

S02E11 — Roger Ebert Should Lay off the Fatty Foods

Kyle Broflovski

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Hey! If you so much as touch Kitty's ass, I'll put firecrackers in your nut sack and blow your balls all over your pants!

S02E08 — Summer Sucks

Eric Theodore Cartmann

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I can't lose weight, Butters, because I'm not fat, I'm big-boned. You can't slim down bones, stupid!

S06E01 — Jared Has Aides

Eric Theodore Cartmann

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