Your favorite quotes from South Park
Anything That's Fun Costs At Least Eight Dollars
S09E12 — Trapped in the Closet
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How come everything today has involved things either coming in or going out of my ass?
S01E01 — Cartman Gets an Anal Probe
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No, dude, independent films are those black-and-white hippie movies. They're always about gay cowboys eating pudding.
S02E09 — Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls
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I Would Never Let A Woman Kick My Ass
S01E05 — An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig
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Truck Driver: Yeah. Too bad you're not a broad, 'cause I need some goddamn poontang.
Butters: Yeah. I could use some goddamn poontang myself right now.
S01E01 — Cartman Gets an Anal Probe
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