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How Do I Reach These Kids?
S12E05 — Eek, A Penis!
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[Watching an elephant have sex with a pig]
Now I know how all those white women must have felt.
S01E05 — An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig
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I Would Never Let A Woman Kick My Ass
S01E05 — An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig
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Anything That's Fun Costs At Least Eight Dollars
S09E12 — Trapped in the Closet
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Kenny's family is so poor, they took out a second mortgage on their cardboard box.
S01E07 — Pinkeye
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