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How About We Sing Kyle's Mom's Is A Stupid Bitch In D Minor?
S01E09 — Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo
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I can't lose weight, Butters, because I'm not fat, I'm big-boned. You can't slim down bones, stupid!
S06E01 — Jared Has Aides
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[imitating Michael Jackson's 'Thriller' video clip]
I'm going to make love, even when I'm dead.
My body might get cold, but it's always hot in bed!
Make love, don't you be afraid!
Just because my heart isn't beating, doesn't mean you won't get laid!
S01E07 — Pinkeye
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Why? How could you do this? There are people starving in Alabama! And you give Cartman a million dollars?!
S05E06 — Cartmanland
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Follow your dreams, you can reach your goals, I'm living proof. Beefcake! Beefcake!
S01E02 — Weight Gain 4000
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