Your favorite quotes from South Park
How come everything today has involved things either coming in or going out of my ass?
S01E01 — Cartman Gets an Anal Probe
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Aw, it smells like Kenny's house in here!
S02E18 — Prehistoric Ice Man
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Mom! Dad! I have awesome news! The doctor who gave Mr. Garrison a sex-change said he could make me tall and black!
S09E01 — Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina
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I'd rather be a crying little pussy than a faggy goth kid.
S07E14 — Raisins
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A ring that says you’d be together but not have sex. Isn't that called a wedding ring?
S13E01 — The Ring
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