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How come everything today has involved things either coming in or going out of my ass?
S01E01 — Cartman Gets an Anal Probe
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Jeez, you're a little irritable, Kyle. What's the matter, you got some sand in your vagina?
S05E01 — It Hits the Fan
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If you want to find some quality friends, you have to wade through all the dicks first.
S14E04 — You Have 0 Friends
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Now, wait a minute. I wanna clear the air here. We all know that pigeon was a whore. Raise your hand if you didn't sleep with that pigeon? [everybody around him raises his or her hand] Oh, whatever!
S03E05 — Tweek vs. Craig
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No, dude, independent films are those black-and-white hippie movies. They're always about gay cowboys eating pudding.
S02E09 — Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls
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