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How come everything today has involved things either coming in or going out of my ass?
S01E01 — Cartman Gets an Anal Probe
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Now, wait a minute. I wanna clear the air here. We all know that pigeon was a whore. Raise your hand if you didn't sleep with that pigeon? [everybody around him raises his or her hand] Oh, whatever!
S03E05 — Tweek vs. Craig
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Why? How could you do this? There are people starving in Alabama! And you give Cartman a million dollars?!
S05E06 — Cartmanland
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Hey! If you so much as touch Kitty's ass, I'll put firecrackers in your nut sack and blow your balls all over your pants!
S02E08 — Summer Sucks
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That dog is a gay homosexual.
S01E04 — Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
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