Your favorite quotes from South Park
How come everything today has involved things either coming in or going out of my ass?
S01E01 — Cartman Gets an Anal Probe
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Oh, no, there's nothing worse than Cartman with authoritah!
S03E05 — Tweek vs. Craig
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Hey! If you so much as touch Kitty's ass, I'll put firecrackers in your nut sack and blow your balls all over your pants!
S02E08 — Summer Sucks
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Two million dollars?! The only way I can raise that kind of money is by whoring myself to every woman in town!
S02E14 — Chef Aid
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I Don't Make The Rules, Ma'am. I Just Think Them Up And Write Them Down.
S15E05 — Crack Baby Athletic Association
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