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How come everything today has involved things either coming in or going out of my ass?

S01E01 — Cartman Gets an Anal Probe

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I'm not fat, I just have a sweet hockey body.

S07E10 — Grey Dawn

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You gotta respect my authora-tah!

S01E07 — Pinkeye

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Speak to me, Helen. Let me be your voice. [nothing happens] Come on, you blind bitch! Channel your spirit through me!

S04E13 — Helen Keller! The Musical

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Hey guys, check out this song I made up, it's called 'I hate you guys.' [singing] I hate you guys! You guys are assholes! Especially Kenny! I hate him the most!

S03E05 — Tweek vs. Craig

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