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That dog is a gay homosexual.
S01E04 — Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
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If you want to find some quality friends, you have to wade through all the dicks first.
S14E04 — You Have 0 Friends
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Hey guys, check out this song I made up, it's called 'I hate you guys.' [singing] I hate you guys! You guys are assholes! Especially Kenny! I hate him the most!
S03E05 — Tweek vs. Craig
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Anything That's Fun Costs At Least Eight Dollars
S09E12 — Trapped in the Closet
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I do not have sex with boys. I like men my own age. Ah! I mean I like women. Ah! What did I just say? I like titties!
S04E05 — Cartman Joins NAMBLA
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