Your favorite quotes from South Park

Hey. We don't say "fuck" at the table, you little asshole.

S02E10 — Chickenpox

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The only way to fight hate is with even more hate!

S09E11 — Ginger Kids

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Why? How could you do this? There are people starving in Alabama! And you give Cartman a million dollars?!

S05E06 — Cartmanland

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This is terrible, dude. Maury Povich parades these poor people around on his show like carnival freaks and then gives them prizes at the end as if to justify it. What a dick!

S06E03 — Freak Strike

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How About We Sing Kyle's Mom's Is A Stupid Bitch In D Minor?

S01E09 — Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo

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