Your favorite quotes from South Park

Hey. We don't say "fuck" at the table, you little asshole.

S02E10 — Chickenpox

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A ring that says you’d be together but not have sex. Isn't that called a wedding ring?

S13E01 — The Ring

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The only way to fight hate is with even more hate!

S09E11 — Ginger Kids

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I Don't Make The Rules, Ma'am. I Just Think Them Up And Write Them Down.

S15E05 — Crack Baby Athletic Association

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Selling Out Is Sweet Because, When You Sell Out, You Get To Make A Lot Of Money.

S02E09 — Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls

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