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Stan Marsh: Oh my God! Ozzy Osbourne bit Kenny's head off!

Kyle Broflovski: You bastard!

S02E14 — Chef Aid

Kyle Broflovski
Stanley "Stan" Marsh

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Mom! Dad! I have awesome news! The doctor who gave Mr. Garrison a sex-change said he could make me tall and black!

S09E01 — Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina

Kyle Broflovski

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How About We Sing Kyle's Mom's Is A Stupid Bitch In D Minor?

S01E09 — Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo

Eric Theodore Cartmann

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Hey guys, check out this song I made up, it's called 'I hate you guys.' [singing] I hate you guys! You guys are assholes! Especially Kenny! I hate him the most!

S03E05 — Tweek vs. Craig

Eric Theodore Cartmann

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Kenny's family is so poor, they took out a second mortgage on their cardboard box.

S01E07 — Pinkeye

Eric Theodore Cartmann

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