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America may have some problems, but it's our home, our team. And if you don't wanna root for your team, then you should get the hell out of the stadium.

S05E09 — Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants

Stanley "Stan" Marsh

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So Jesus died and then three days later he had an erection.

S03E02 — Spontaneous Combustion

Kyle Broflovski

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I can't lose weight, Butters, because I'm not fat, I'm big-boned. You can't slim down bones, stupid!

S06E01 — Jared Has Aides

Eric Theodore Cartmann

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I Would Never Let A Woman Kick My Ass

S01E05 — An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig

Eric Theodore Cartmann

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Kyle: Cartman, what kind of costume is that?

Cartman: It's an Adolf Hitler costume. Sieg heil! Sieg heil!

S01E07 — Pinkeye

Eric Theodore Cartmann
Kyle Broflovski

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