Season 1 — Cartman Gets an Anal Probe

While the boys are waiting for the school bus, Cartman explains the odd nightmare he had the previous night involving alien visitors.

Screw you guys, I'm going home.

S01E01 — Cartman Gets an Anal Probe

Eric Theodore Cartmann

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Truck Driver: Yeah. Too bad you're not a broad, 'cause I need some goddamn poontang.

Butters: Yeah. I could use some goddamn poontang myself right now.

S01E01 — Cartman Gets an Anal Probe

Leopold "Butters" Stotch

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How come everything today has involved things either coming in or going out of my ass?

S01E01 — Cartman Gets an Anal Probe

Eric Theodore Cartmann

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