Season 13
The Ring
Thinking it's his way into her heart and other body parts, Kenny takes his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers concert. His dream of taking their relationship to the next level is crushed with the Jonas Brothers giving them purity rings.1 quotes
Eat, Pray, Queef
There is a new television series which freaks the boys out, called The Queef Sisters.0 quotes
Fishsticks
Cartman decides to help Jimmy with his comedy routine. Everyone loves the new joke they come up with. The joke starts to take off and it even hits all the late night talk shows. The boys are thrilled with how popular it’s become until somebody tries to take all the credit.0 quotes
Pinewood Derby
Randy is determined that Stan will win this year's Pinewood Derby. He comes up with a plan that will assure Stan a first place trophy.0 quotes
Fatbeard
Butters and a small group of recruits join Cartman in his dream of living on skull island where they will frolic in crystal clear waterfalls and discover buried treasure. Cartman promises that paradise awaits if they can just get to Somalia.0 quotes
Dead Celebrities
Ike is being tormented by paranormal forces. Kyle brings in professional ghost hunters to help save his little brother.0 quotes
Butters' Bottom Bitch
Butters is determined to get his first kiss so his friends won't make fun of him anymore.0 quotes
Whale Whores
Stan joins the whale wars crew and fights against the Japanese protecting the world's whales and dolphins.0 quotes
The F Word
The boys fight back against the loud and obnoxious Motorcycle Riders that are disrupting everyone in South Park.0 quotes
Dances with Smurfs
Cartman takes over the morning announcements and uses his new position to attack Wendy.0 quotes
Pee
The boys and Jimmy visit the “Pi Pi Waterland” and experience a urine catastrophe in a parody of 2012.0 quotes