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Well, I've been lickin' this carpet for 3 whole hours and I don't feel like a lesbian.
S01E11 — Tom's Rhinoplasty
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Respect My Authority!
S02E04 — Chickenlover
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Why? How could you do this? There are people starving in Alabama! And you give Cartman a million dollars?!
S05E06 — Cartmanland
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[Repeated line, while hunting]
It's coming right for us.
S01E03 — Volcano
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Gerald Broflovski: What a great Saturday morning. Aren't weekends just the best?
Stuart McCormick: When you're unemployed, weekends are meaningless.
S02E10 — Chickenpox
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