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Hey. We don't say "fuck" at the table, you little asshole.

S02E10 — Chickenpox

Stuart McCormick

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Oh my GOD! I killed Kenny. You BASTARD!

S01E07 — Pinkeye

Kyle Broflovski

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I do not have sex with boys. I like men my own age. Ah! I mean I like women. Ah! What did I just say? I like titties!

S04E05 — Cartman Joins NAMBLA

Mr. Garrison

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So Jesus died and then three days later he had an erection.

S03E02 — Spontaneous Combustion

Kyle Broflovski

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I Don't Make The Rules, Ma'am. I Just Think Them Up And Write Them Down.

S15E05 — Crack Baby Athletic Association

Eric Theodore Cartmann

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