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Hey guys, check out this song I made up, it's called 'I hate you guys.' [singing] I hate you guys! You guys are assholes! Especially Kenny! I hate him the most!
S03E05 — Tweek vs. Craig
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Kenny: MMffm mmfmm mmmfmmm.
Stan: You can say that again, Kenny.
Kenny: MMffm mmfmm mmmfmmm.
S01E11 — Tom's Rhinoplasty
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I do not have sex with boys. I like men my own age. Ah! I mean I like women. Ah! What did I just say? I like titties!
S04E05 — Cartman Joins NAMBLA
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Screw you guys, I'm going home.
S01E01 — Cartman Gets an Anal Probe
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Oh, really? Gosh, where could I have put Pip's invitation? Oh, yeah, now I remember! I shoved it up my ass! Yeah, I wrote it out, put it in an envelope, sealed it, and, whoop! Shoved it up my ass, forever ruining any chance you had of coming to my birthday party. Sorry, Pip old chap.
S01E08 — Starvin' Marvin
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