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Here's a little dreidel that's small and made of clay. But I'm not going to play with it 'cause dreidel's friggin' gay.

S03E15 — Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics

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That dog is a gay homosexual.

S01E04 — Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride

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Okay, okay, I probably made love to your mother that night at the Drunken Barn Dance... but who here DIDN'T?

S01E13 — Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut

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Why? How could you do this? There are people starving in Alabama! And you give Cartman a million dollars?!

S05E06 — Cartmanland

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Oh, no, there's nothing worse than Cartman with authoritah!

S03E05 — Tweek vs. Craig

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