Your favorite quotes from South Park

Well, I've been lickin' this carpet for 3 whole hours and I don't feel like a lesbian.

S01E11 — Tom's Rhinoplasty

Selling Out Is Sweet Because, When You Sell Out, You Get To Make A Lot Of Money.

S02E09 — Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls

Here's a little dreidel that's small and made of clay. But I'm not going to play with it 'cause dreidel's friggin' gay.

S03E15 — Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics

I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried anything, I'd be like, EH. You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie. Eh, woman, you shut your mouth, and make babies.

S01E05 — An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig