Your favorite quotes from South Park
This is terrible, dude. Maury Povich parades these poor people around on his show like carnival freaks and then gives them prizes at the end as if to justify it. What a dick!
S06E03 — Freak Strike
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Follow your dreams, you can reach your goals, I'm living proof. Beefcake! Beefcake!
S01E02 — Weight Gain 4000
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You gotta respect my authora-tah!
S01E07 — Pinkeye
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Jeez, you're a little irritable, Kyle. What's the matter, you got some sand in your vagina?
S05E01 — It Hits the Fan
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Respect My Authority!
S02E04 — Chickenlover
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