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Hey you guys, you know what they call a Jewish woman's boobs? ... Jewbs!

S10E01 — The Return of Chef

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Well, I've been lickin' this carpet for 3 whole hours and I don't feel like a lesbian.

S01E11 — Tom's Rhinoplasty

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In The Lion, The Witch And The Wardrobe, A Bunch Of Hippies Walk Around And Paint Stuff.

S02E04 — Chickenlover

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Oh, my God, they killed Kenny!

S05E03 — Super Best Friends

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[Watching an elephant have sex with a pig]
Now I know how all those white women must have felt.

S01E05 — An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig

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