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Was It Worth It? Totally...

S07E11 — Casa Bonita

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Two million dollars?! The only way I can raise that kind of money is by whoring myself to every woman in town!

S02E14 — Chef Aid

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Hey you guys, you know what they call a Jewish woman's boobs? ... Jewbs!

S10E01 — The Return of Chef

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[talking to Cartman, who's dressed like a Klansman]
Remind me to whoop your ass good next time I see you.

S01E07 — Pinkeye

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You gotta respect my authora-tah!

S01E07 — Pinkeye

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