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So Jesus died and then three days later he had an erection.
S03E02 — Spontaneous Combustion
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I can't lose weight, Butters, because I'm not fat, I'm big-boned. You can't slim down bones, stupid!
S06E01 — Jared Has Aides
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Here's a little dreidel that's small and made of clay. But I'm not going to play with it 'cause dreidel's friggin' gay.
S03E15 — Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics
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How Do I Reach These Kids?
S12E05 — Eek, A Penis!
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Kenny: MMffm mmfmm mmmfmmm.
Stan: You can say that again, Kenny.
Kenny: MMffm mmfmm mmmfmmm.
S01E11 — Tom's Rhinoplasty
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