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[Watching an elephant have sex with a pig]
Now I know how all those white women must have felt.

S01E05 — An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig

Jerome "Chef" McElroy

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[imitating Michael Jackson's 'Thriller' video clip]
I'm going to make love, even when I'm dead. My body might get cold, but it's always hot in bed! Make love, don't you be afraid! Just because my heart isn't beating, doesn't mean you won't get laid!

S01E07 — Pinkeye

Jerome "Chef" McElroy

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So Jesus died and then three days later he had an erection.

S03E02 — Spontaneous Combustion

Kyle Broflovski

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Mari-ju-ana's bad, m'kay?

S02E03 — Ike's Wee Wee

Mr. Mackey, Jr.

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Truck Driver: Yeah. Too bad you're not a broad, 'cause I need some goddamn poontang.

Butters: Yeah. I could use some goddamn poontang myself right now.

S01E01 — Cartman Gets an Anal Probe

Leopold "Butters" Stotch

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