Your favorite quotes from South Park

Follow your dreams, you can reach your goals, I'm living proof. Beefcake! Beefcake!

S01E02 — Weight Gain 4000

Selling Out Is Sweet Because, When You Sell Out, You Get To Make A Lot Of Money.

S02E09 — Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls

Here's a little dreidel that's small and made of clay. But I'm not going to play with it 'cause dreidel's friggin' gay.

S03E15 — Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics

Anything That's Fun Costs At Least Eight Dollars

S09E12 — Trapped in the Closet