Your favorite quotes from South Park
You gotta respect my authora-tah!
S01E07 — Pinkeye
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Speak to me, Helen. Let me be your voice. [nothing happens] Come on, you blind bitch! Channel your spirit through me!
S04E13 — Helen Keller! The Musical
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Hey guys, check out this song I made up, it's called 'I hate you guys.' [singing] I hate you guys! You guys are assholes! Especially Kenny! I hate him the most!
S03E05 — Tweek vs. Craig
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Mom! Dad! I have awesome news! The doctor who gave Mr. Garrison a sex-change said he could make me tall and black!
S09E01 — Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina
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How Do I Reach These Kids?
S12E05 — Eek, A Penis!
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