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That dog is a gay homosexual.
S01E04 — Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
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Kyle: Cartman, what kind of costume is that?
Cartman: It's an Adolf Hitler costume. Sieg heil! Sieg heil!
S01E07 — Pinkeye
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No, dude, independent films are those black-and-white hippie movies. They're always about gay cowboys eating pudding.
S02E09 — Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls
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[imitating Michael Jackson's 'Thriller' video clip]
I'm going to make love, even when I'm dead.
My body might get cold, but it's always hot in bed!
Make love, don't you be afraid!
Just because my heart isn't beating, doesn't mean you won't get laid!
S01E07 — Pinkeye
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