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[haiku]
Fat ass Cartman was / not on the school bus today / What a big fat turd

S02E11 — Roger Ebert Should Lay off the Fatty Foods

Mari-ju-ana's bad, m'kay?

S02E03 — Ike's Wee Wee

Here's a little dreidel that's small and made of clay. But I'm not going to play with it 'cause dreidel's friggin' gay.

S03E15 — Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics

Words Cannot Express How Much I Hate You Guys

S03E14 — The Red Badge of Gayness