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[haiku]
Fat ass Cartman was / not on the school bus today / What a big fat turd

S02E11 — Roger Ebert Should Lay off the Fatty Foods

Mari-ju-ana's bad, m'kay?

S02E03 — Ike's Wee Wee

Why? How could you do this? There are people starving in Alabama! And you give Cartman a million dollars?!

S05E06 — Cartmanland

Hey you guys, you know what they call a Jewish woman's boobs? ... Jewbs!

S10E01 — The Return of Chef