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Sure, Vietnam was fun, but not going-to-the-circus fun or fly-fishing-in-Montana fun. It was more shoving shards of broken glass up your ass and then sitting in a tub of Tabasco sauce fun.

S02E06 — The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka

Oh, no, there's nothing worse than Cartman with authoritah!

S03E05 — Tweek vs. Craig

Hey you guys, you know what they call a Jewish woman's boobs? ... Jewbs!

S10E01 — The Return of Chef

[talking to Cartman, who's dressed like a Klansman]
Remind me to whoop your ass good next time I see you.

S01E07 — Pinkeye