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[talking to Cartman, who's dressed like a Klansman]
Remind me to whoop your ass good next time I see you.

S01E07 — Pinkeye

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Follow your dreams, you can reach your goals, I'm living proof. Beefcake! Beefcake!

S01E02 — Weight Gain 4000

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Here's a little dreidel that's small and made of clay. But I'm not going to play with it 'cause dreidel's friggin' gay.

S03E15 — Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics

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How About We Sing Kyle's Mom's Is A Stupid Bitch In D Minor?

S01E09 — Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo

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