Find your favorite South Park quote

Oh, my God, they killed Kenny!

S05E03 — Super Best Friends

I Don't Make The Rules, Ma'am. I Just Think Them Up And Write Them Down.

S15E05 — Crack Baby Athletic Association

Okay, okay, I probably made love to your mother that night at the Drunken Barn Dance... but who here DIDN'T?

S01E13 — Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut

I do not have sex with boys. I like men my own age. Ah! I mean I like women. Ah! What did I just say? I like titties!

S04E05 — Cartman Joins NAMBLA