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No, dude, independent films are those black-and-white hippie movies. They're always about gay cowboys eating pudding.

S02E09 — Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls

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Stan Marsh: Oh my God! Ozzy Osbourne bit Kenny's head off!

Kyle Broflovski: You bastard!

S02E14 — Chef Aid

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Gerald Broflovski: What a great Saturday morning. Aren't weekends just the best?

Stuart McCormick: When you're unemployed, weekends are meaningless.

S02E10 — Chickenpox

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Kyle: Cartman, what kind of costume is that?

Cartman: It's an Adolf Hitler costume. Sieg heil! Sieg heil!

S01E07 — Pinkeye

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