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Okay, okay, I probably made love to your mother that night at the Drunken Barn Dance... but who here DIDN'T?
S01E13 — Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut
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Gerald Broflovski: What a great Saturday morning. Aren't weekends just the best?
Stuart McCormick: When you're unemployed, weekends are meaningless.
S02E10 — Chickenpox
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[Watching an elephant have sex with a pig]
Now I know how all those white women must have felt.
S01E05 — An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig
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Butters: Oh well, when I get a chipotle blue-cheese bacon burger at Bennigan's, I forget all about my dad being queer and my mom is trying to kill me. I'm going to be okay.
Stan: Really?
Butters: No, I'm lying.
S05E14 — Butters' Very Own Episode
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