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In The Lion, The Witch And The Wardrobe, A Bunch Of Hippies Walk Around And Paint Stuff.

S02E04 — Chickenlover

I Don't Make The Rules, Ma'am. I Just Think Them Up And Write Them Down.

S15E05 — Crack Baby Athletic Association

Oh, really? Gosh, where could I have put Pip's invitation? Oh, yeah, now I remember! I shoved it up my ass! Yeah, I wrote it out, put it in an envelope, sealed it, and, whoop! Shoved it up my ass, forever ruining any chance you had of coming to my birthday party. Sorry, Pip old chap.

S01E08 — Starvin' Marvin

Stan: What's a homosexual?

Mr. Garrison: Well, Stanley, I guess you came to the right person. Sit down. Stanley, gay people, well, gay people are evil. Evil right down to their cold black hearts, which pump not blood like yours and mine, but rather a thick, vomitous oil that oozes through their rotten veins and clots in their pea-sized brains which becomes the cause of their Nazi-esque patterns of violent behavior. Do you understand?

S01E04 — Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride