Season 6
Jared Has Aides
After meeting Jared Fogle, famous for losing weight by eating Subway sandwiches, the boys form a get-rich-quick scheme involving Butters becoming the weight-loss spokesman for City Wok.1 quotes
Asspen
The boys and their parents travel to Aspen for a winter vacation. Stan is challenged by teenagers to a ski race while the boys' parents are trapped at a TimeShare meeting.0 quotes
Freak Strike
The boys convince Butters to appear on “The Maury Povich Show” with a fake facial deformity in order to receive the show's prizes.1 quotes
Fun with Veal
The boys are on a mission to rescue a bunch of baby cows from certain slaughter.0 quotes
The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer
The boys are anxious to see a new movie trailer during a commercial break, and, after Stan's TV is destroyed, frantically run around town in search of a working TV.0 quotes
Professor Chaos
Butters decides to wreak havoc on South Park as a super-villain after being relieved of his duty of being the boys' new fourth friend. Meanwhile, the boys hold auditions to find a replacement friend.0 quotes
The Simpsons Already Did It
Professor Chaos (Butters) proposes numerous evil plans, only to be informed by General Disarray (Dougie) that they have been done before. Cartman builds a miniature society with aquarium creatures.0 quotes
Red Hot Catholic Love
Priest Maxi attempts to uncover the Catholic Church's child molestation cases; South Park parents convert their families to atheism. Oh, and people crap out of their mouths.0 quotes
Free Hat
Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Tweek are on a mission to stop Steven Spielberg and George Lucas from editing their classic films, though the boys' supporters are more concerned about freeing a certain criminal from prison.0 quotes
Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society
At exactly the same time Bebe starts developing breasts, the boys of South Park Elementary suddenly begin to notice how cool she is.0 quotes
Child Abduction is Not Funny
Numerous news reports about missing children in other cities incite panic among South Park parents.0 quotes
A Ladder to Heaven
After realizing that Kenny was the one with their candy shopping spree raffle ticket before he died, the boys construct a ladder leading to heaven in an attempt to find out from Kenny the location of the ticket.0 quotes
The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
A mix-up lands a “Lord of the Rings” video tape with Randy and Sharon Marsh, and a hardcore porno tape with the boys.0 quotes
The Death Camp of Tolerance
Mr. Garrison, newly promoted to fourth-grade teacher, attempts to use his homosexuality to get fired so he can sue the school for a substantial sum of money. The students' disgust with Garrison's outrageously inappropriate behavior with his new partner Mr. Slave incurs the anger of their parents, who attempt to teach their children to be tolerant of homosexuals.0 quotes
The Biggest Douche in the Universe
After the events in “A Ladder to Heaven”, in which Cartman drinks Kenny's soul, Cartman becomes sick and travels with the boys and Chef to have Kenny's spirit exorcised. Stan has a run-in with famous TV “psychic” John Edward.0 quotes
My Future Self n' Me
Stan is suspicious when an alcoholic, drug-addicted future version of himself “travels back” in time and meets him.0 quotes
Red Sleigh Down
Cartman, concerned about being on Santa's “naughty list”, takes Stan and Kyle on a mission to bring Christmas to a war-torn Iraq.0 quotes