Season 9

Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina

Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina

A sex change turns Mr. Garrison into “Mrs. Garrison”.

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Die Hippie, Die

Die Hippie, Die

Cartman seeks to rid South Park of its growing hippie population. Stan, Kyle, and Kenny become more like hippies.

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Wing

Wing

The boys start a talent agency in hopes of making money from Tolkien.

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Best Friends Forever

Best Friends Forever

Kenny is killed by heaven after becoming master of the PSP, but the town brings him back to life; leaving him in a persistent vegetative state.

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The Losing Edge

The Losing Edge

The boys try to lose their baseball games on purpose so they can avoid playing all summer. Randy gets into training to fight the other fathers at the games.

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The Death of Eric Cartman

The Death of Eric Cartman

The kids of South Park agree to ignore Cartman, leading him to think that he is dead.

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Erection Day

Erection Day

Jimmy starts getting erections and worries about performing in the school talent show.

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Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow

Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow

A state of emergency is declared in South Park after it is announced that global warming is coming.

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Marjorine

Marjorine

Butters is forced to fake his own death in order to snoop in on the girls' sleepover as Marjorine, the new girl.

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Follow That Egg!

Follow That Egg!

After learning Mr. Slave will marry Big Gay Al, Mrs. Garrison vows to stop same-sex marriage from being approved. A project involving an egg makes Stan and Kyle into rivals.

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Ginger Kids

Ginger Kids

Cartman suffers from a mysterious and sudden onset of the 'disease' Gingervitis. He then starts a campaign to give children in his assumed position “more than equal” rights.

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Trapped in the Closet

Trapped in the Closet

Stan looks to a new religion for answers. Tom Cruise, R. Kelly, and John Travolta lock themselves in Stan's closet.

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Free Willzyx

Free Willzyx

A “talking” whale inspires the boys to risk everything to “return him to his family on the moon”.

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Bloody Mary

Bloody Mary

Randy's drinking problem reaches its peak. A Virgin Mary statue in a neighboring town begins to bleed from its rectum.

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