Season 9
Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina
A sex change turns Mr. Garrison into “Mrs. Garrison”.1 quotes
Die Hippie, Die
Cartman seeks to rid South Park of its growing hippie population. Stan, Kyle, and Kenny become more like hippies.1 quotes
Best Friends Forever
Kenny is killed by heaven after becoming master of the PSP, but the town brings him back to life; leaving him in a persistent vegetative state.0 quotes
The Losing Edge
The boys try to lose their baseball games on purpose so they can avoid playing all summer. Randy gets into training to fight the other fathers at the games.0 quotes
The Death of Eric Cartman
The kids of South Park agree to ignore Cartman, leading him to think that he is dead.0 quotes
Erection Day
Jimmy starts getting erections and worries about performing in the school talent show.0 quotes
Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow
A state of emergency is declared in South Park after it is announced that global warming is coming.0 quotes
Marjorine
Butters is forced to fake his own death in order to snoop in on the girls' sleepover as Marjorine, the new girl.0 quotes
Follow That Egg!
After learning Mr. Slave will marry Big Gay Al, Mrs. Garrison vows to stop same-sex marriage from being approved. A project involving an egg makes Stan and Kyle into rivals.0 quotes
Ginger Kids
Cartman suffers from a mysterious and sudden onset of the 'disease' Gingervitis. He then starts a campaign to give children in his assumed position “more than equal” rights.1 quotes
Trapped in the Closet
Stan looks to a new religion for answers. Tom Cruise, R. Kelly, and John Travolta lock themselves in Stan's closet.1 quotes
Free Willzyx
A “talking” whale inspires the boys to risk everything to “return him to his family on the moon”.0 quotes
Bloody Mary
Randy's drinking problem reaches its peak. A Virgin Mary statue in a neighboring town begins to bleed from its rectum.0 quotes