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Oh, no, there's nothing worse than Cartman with authoritah!
S03E05 — Tweek vs. Craig
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We're gonna finish our lesson on great singers of the Baroque era. Now children, Nancy Sinatra was quite a choice piece of ass.
S01E10 — Damien
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Oh, really? Gosh, where could I have put Pip's invitation? Oh, yeah, now I remember! I shoved it up my ass! Yeah, I wrote it out, put it in an envelope, sealed it, and, whoop! Shoved it up my ass, forever ruining any chance you had of coming to my birthday party. Sorry, Pip old chap.
S01E08 — Starvin' Marvin
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If you want to find some quality friends, you have to wade through all the dicks first.
S14E04 — You Have 0 Friends
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This is terrible, dude. Maury Povich parades these poor people around on his show like carnival freaks and then gives them prizes at the end as if to justify it. What a dick!
S06E03 — Freak Strike
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