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Here's a little dreidel that's small and made of clay. But I'm not going to play with it 'cause dreidel's friggin' gay.

S03E15 — Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics

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I Would Never Let A Woman Kick My Ass

S01E05 — An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig

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I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried anything, I'd be like, EH. You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie. Eh, woman, you shut your mouth, and make babies.

S01E05 — An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig

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In The Lion, The Witch And The Wardrobe, A Bunch Of Hippies Walk Around And Paint Stuff.

S02E04 — Chickenlover

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How About We Sing Kyle's Mom's Is A Stupid Bitch In D Minor?

S01E09 — Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo

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