Jerome "Chef" McElroy
He's one smooth-talking dude who's an expert on getting it on with the ladies. The boys often turn to him for advice and often walk away more confused if Chef, in his excitement, launches into one of his soulful narrations on love-making.5 qoutes from Jerome "Chef" McElroy.
[talking to Cartman, who's dressed like a Klansman]
Remind me to whoop your ass good next time I see you.
S01E07 — Pinkeye
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Two million dollars?! The only way I can raise that kind of money is by whoring myself to every woman in town!
S02E14 — Chef Aid
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[imitating Michael Jackson's 'Thriller' video clip]
I'm going to make love, even when I'm dead.
My body might get cold, but it's always hot in bed!
Make love, don't you be afraid!
Just because my heart isn't beating, doesn't mean you won't get laid!
S01E07 — Pinkeye
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You've got to hold the football like you would hold your lover. Gently, yet firmly. You wanna be both nurturing and clinging at the same time. Oh, yes. Just like making sweet love to the football. Be naughty with the football. Mmmm, spank it. Ever so gently. Spank it. Oh, uh, sorry, children.
S01E04 — Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
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[Watching an elephant have sex with a pig]
Now I know how all those white women must have felt.
S01E05 — An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig
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