Your favorite quotes from South Park
I do not have sex with boys. I like men my own age. Ah! I mean I like women. Ah! What did I just say? I like titties!
S04E05 — Cartman Joins NAMBLA
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Oh, my God, they killed Kenny!
S05E03 — Super Best Friends
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In The Lion, The Witch And The Wardrobe, A Bunch Of Hippies Walk Around And Paint Stuff.
S02E04 — Chickenlover
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Here's a little dreidel that's small and made of clay. But I'm not going to play with it 'cause dreidel's friggin' gay.
S03E15 — Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics
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I Don't Make The Rules, Ma'am. I Just Think Them Up And Write Them Down.
S15E05 — Crack Baby Athletic Association
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