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Oh, no, there's nothing worse than Cartman with authoritah!
S03E05 — Tweek vs. Craig
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Kenny: MMffm mmfmm mmmfmmm.
Stan: You can say that again, Kenny.
Kenny: MMffm mmfmm mmmfmmm.
S01E11 — Tom's Rhinoplasty
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Hey! If you so much as touch Kitty's ass, I'll put firecrackers in your nut sack and blow your balls all over your pants!
S02E08 — Summer Sucks
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How About We Sing Kyle's Mom's Is A Stupid Bitch In D Minor?
S01E09 — Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo
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Hippies. They’re everywhere. They wanna save Earth, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.
S04E06 — Cherokee Hair Tampons
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