Stanley "Stan" Marsh
Stan is a testament to sanity and to good boys everywhere, going through the rites of passage of growing up. He is the quintessential American boy bringing a voice of reason to the gang.6 qoutes from Stanley "Stan" Marsh.
America may have some problems, but it's our home, our team. And if you don't wanna root for your team, then you should get the hell out of the stadium.
S05E09 — Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
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Oh, no, there's nothing worse than Cartman with authoritah!
S03E05 — Tweek vs. Craig
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Butters: Oh well, when I get a chipotle blue-cheese bacon burger at Bennigan's, I forget all about my dad being queer and my mom is trying to kill me. I'm going to be okay.
Stan: Really?
Butters: No, I'm lying.
S05E14 — Butters' Very Own Episode
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Stan: What's a homosexual?
Mr. Garrison: Well, Stanley, I guess you came to the right person. Sit down. Stanley, gay people, well, gay people are evil. Evil right down to their cold black hearts, which pump not blood like yours and mine, but rather a thick, vomitous oil that oozes through their rotten veins and clots in their pea-sized brains which becomes the cause of their Nazi-esque patterns of violent behavior. Do you understand?
S01E04 — Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
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Kenny: MMffm mmfmm mmmfmmm.
Stan: You can say that again, Kenny.
Kenny: MMffm mmfmm mmmfmmm.
S01E11 — Tom's Rhinoplasty
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Stan Marsh: Oh my God! Ozzy Osbourne bit Kenny's head off!
Kyle Broflovski: You bastard!
S02E14 — Chef Aid
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