Your favorite quotes from South Park

Here's a little dreidel that's small and made of clay. But I'm not going to play with it 'cause dreidel's friggin' gay.

S03E15 — Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics

So Jesus died and then three days later he had an erection.

S03E02 — Spontaneous Combustion

Screw you guys, I'm going home.

S01E01 — Cartman Gets an Anal Probe

Gerald Broflovski: What a great Saturday morning. Aren't weekends just the best?

Stuart McCormick: When you're unemployed, weekends are meaningless.

S02E10 — Chickenpox