Kyle Broflovski
Kyle is smart, Jewish and witty; although we're not too sure about what his fascination with Mr. Hanky is.8 qoutes from Kyle Broflovski.
So Jesus died and then three days later he had an erection.
S03E02 — Spontaneous Combustion
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Kyle: Cartman, what kind of costume is that?
Cartman: It's an Adolf Hitler costume. Sieg heil! Sieg heil!
S01E07 — Pinkeye
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Why? How could you do this? There are people starving in Alabama! And you give Cartman a million dollars?!
S05E06 — Cartmanland
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Mom! Dad! I have awesome news! The doctor who gave Mr. Garrison a sex-change said he could make me tall and black!
S09E01 — Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina
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This is terrible, dude. Maury Povich parades these poor people around on his show like carnival freaks and then gives them prizes at the end as if to justify it. What a dick!
S06E03 — Freak Strike
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Oh my GOD! I killed Kenny. You BASTARD!
S01E07 — Pinkeye
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[haiku]
Fat ass Cartman was / not on the school bus today / What a big fat turd
S02E11 — Roger Ebert Should Lay off the Fatty Foods
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Stan Marsh: Oh my God! Ozzy Osbourne bit Kenny's head off!
Kyle Broflovski: You bastard!
S02E14 — Chef Aid
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