Your favorite quotes from South Park

Okay, okay, I probably made love to your mother that night at the Drunken Barn Dance... but who here DIDN'T?

S01E13 — Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut

Jeez, you're a little irritable, Kyle. What's the matter, you got some sand in your vagina?

S05E01 — It Hits the Fan

[imitating Michael Jackson's 'Thriller' video clip]
I'm going to make love, even when I'm dead. My body might get cold, but it's always hot in bed! Make love, don't you be afraid! Just because my heart isn't beating, doesn't mean you won't get laid!

S01E07 — Pinkeye

Truck Driver: Yeah. Too bad you're not a broad, 'cause I need some goddamn poontang.

Butters: Yeah. I could use some goddamn poontang myself right now.

S01E01 — Cartman Gets an Anal Probe