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Anything That's Fun Costs At Least Eight Dollars

S09E12 — Trapped in the Closet

Eric Theodore Cartmann

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Words Cannot Express How Much I Hate You Guys

S03E14 — The Red Badge of Gayness

Eric Theodore Cartmann

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Kenny: MMffm mmfmm mmmfmmm.

Stan: You can say that again, Kenny.

Kenny: MMffm mmfmm mmmfmmm.

S01E11 — Tom's Rhinoplasty

Kenneth "Kenny" McCormick
Stanley "Stan" Marsh

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Hey. We don't say "fuck" at the table, you little asshole.

S02E10 — Chickenpox

Stuart McCormick

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I'm not fat, I just have a sweet hockey body.

S07E10 — Grey Dawn

Eric Theodore Cartmann

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