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Anything That's Fun Costs At Least Eight Dollars

S09E12 — Trapped in the Closet

Eric Theodore Cartmann

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I'm not fat, I just have a sweet hockey body.

S07E10 — Grey Dawn

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The only way to fight hate is with even more hate!

S09E11 — Ginger Kids

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Kenny's family is so poor, they took out a second mortgage on their cardboard box.

S01E07 — Pinkeye

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I do not have sex with boys. I like men my own age. Ah! I mean I like women. Ah! What did I just say? I like titties!

S04E05 — Cartman Joins NAMBLA

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