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How About We Sing Kyle's Mom's Is A Stupid Bitch In D Minor?
S01E09 — Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo
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They're not people! They're hippies!
S09E02 — Die Hippie, Die
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Two million dollars?! The only way I can raise that kind of money is by whoring myself to every woman in town!
S02E14 — Chef Aid
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[imitating Michael Jackson's 'Thriller' video clip]
I'm going to make love, even when I'm dead.
My body might get cold, but it's always hot in bed!
Make love, don't you be afraid!
Just because my heart isn't beating, doesn't mean you won't get laid!
S01E07 — Pinkeye
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Hey guys, check out this song I made up, it's called 'I hate you guys.' [singing] I hate you guys! You guys are assholes! Especially Kenny! I hate him the most!
S03E05 — Tweek vs. Craig
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