Your favorite quotes from South Park

Selling Out Is Sweet Because, When You Sell Out, You Get To Make A Lot Of Money.

S02E09 — Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls

Copy link

More great quotes for you

How come everything today has involved things either coming in or going out of my ass?

S01E01 — Cartman Gets an Anal Probe

Copy link

I Don't Make The Rules, Ma'am. I Just Think Them Up And Write Them Down.

S15E05 — Crack Baby Athletic Association

Copy link

Oh my GOD! I killed Kenny. You BASTARD!

S01E07 — Pinkeye

Copy link

Respect My Authority!

S02E04 — Chickenlover

Copy link