Your favorite quotes from South Park

Gerald Broflovski: What a great Saturday morning. Aren't weekends just the best?

Stuart McCormick: When you're unemployed, weekends are meaningless.

S02E10 — Chickenpox

Anything That's Fun Costs At Least Eight Dollars

S09E12 — Trapped in the Closet

Sure, Vietnam was fun, but not going-to-the-circus fun or fly-fishing-in-Montana fun. It was more shoving shards of broken glass up your ass and then sitting in a tub of Tabasco sauce fun.

S02E06 — The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka

I can't lose weight, Butters, because I'm not fat, I'm big-boned. You can't slim down bones, stupid!

S06E01 — Jared Has Aides