Your favorite quotes from South Park
How come everything today has involved things either coming in or going out of my ass?
S01E01 — Cartman Gets an Anal Probe
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That dog is a gay homosexual.
S01E04 — Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
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This is terrible, dude. Maury Povich parades these poor people around on his show like carnival freaks and then gives them prizes at the end as if to justify it. What a dick!
S06E03 — Freak Strike
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I'm not fat, I just have a sweet hockey body.
S07E10 — Grey Dawn
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Oh, my God, they killed Kenny!
S05E03 — Super Best Friends
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