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Stan, you need to lay off the cough syrup, all right, seriously. I'm worried about you man.
S01E04 — Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
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Here's a little dreidel that's small and made of clay. But I'm not going to play with it 'cause dreidel's friggin' gay.
S03E15 — Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics
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A ring that says you’d be together but not have sex. Isn't that called a wedding ring?
S13E01 — The Ring
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Well, I've been lickin' this carpet for 3 whole hours and I don't feel like a lesbian.
S01E11 — Tom's Rhinoplasty
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Oh, no, there's nothing worse than Cartman with authoritah!
S03E05 — Tweek vs. Craig
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