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[Watching an elephant have sex with a pig]
Now I know how all those white women must have felt.
S01E05 — An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig
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So Jesus died and then three days later he had an erection.
S03E02 — Spontaneous Combustion
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No, dude, independent films are those black-and-white hippie movies. They're always about gay cowboys eating pudding.
S02E09 — Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls
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I'm not fat, I just have a sweet hockey body.
S07E10 — Grey Dawn
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Oh, really? Gosh, where could I have put Pip's invitation? Oh, yeah, now I remember! I shoved it up my ass! Yeah, I wrote it out, put it in an envelope, sealed it, and, whoop! Shoved it up my ass, forever ruining any chance you had of coming to my birthday party. Sorry, Pip old chap.
S01E08 — Starvin' Marvin
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