Your favorite quotes from South Park
[Watching an elephant have sex with a pig]
Now I know how all those white women must have felt.
S01E05 — An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig
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A ring that says you’d be together but not have sex. Isn't that called a wedding ring?
S13E01 — The Ring
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[imitating Michael Jackson's 'Thriller' video clip]
I'm going to make love, even when I'm dead.
My body might get cold, but it's always hot in bed!
Make love, don't you be afraid!
Just because my heart isn't beating, doesn't mean you won't get laid!
S01E07 — Pinkeye
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In The Lion, The Witch And The Wardrobe, A Bunch Of Hippies Walk Around And Paint Stuff.
S02E04 — Chickenlover
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Respect My Authority!
S02E04 — Chickenlover
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