Your favorite quotes from South Park

[Watching an elephant have sex with a pig]
Now I know how all those white women must have felt.

S01E05 — An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig

Sure, Vietnam was fun, but not going-to-the-circus fun or fly-fishing-in-Montana fun. It was more shoving shards of broken glass up your ass and then sitting in a tub of Tabasco sauce fun.

S02E06 — The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka

How come everything today has involved things either coming in or going out of my ass?

S01E01 — Cartman Gets an Anal Probe

Oh, really? Gosh, where could I have put Pip's invitation? Oh, yeah, now I remember! I shoved it up my ass! Yeah, I wrote it out, put it in an envelope, sealed it, and, whoop! Shoved it up my ass, forever ruining any chance you had of coming to my birthday party. Sorry, Pip old chap.

S01E08 — Starvin' Marvin