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Hey. We don't say "fuck" at the table, you little asshole.
S02E10 — Chickenpox
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The only way to fight hate is with even more hate!
S09E11 — Ginger Kids
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That dog is a gay homosexual.
S01E04 — Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
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I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried anything, I'd be like, EH. You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie. Eh, woman, you shut your mouth, and make babies.
S01E05 — An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig
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Kyle: Cartman, what kind of costume is that?
Cartman: It's an Adolf Hitler costume. Sieg heil! Sieg heil!
S01E07 — Pinkeye
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