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Hey. We don't say "fuck" at the table, you little asshole.

S02E10 — Chickenpox

Stuart McCormick

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I Don't Make The Rules, Ma'am. I Just Think Them Up And Write Them Down.

S15E05 — Crack Baby Athletic Association

Eric Theodore Cartmann

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Hey! If you so much as touch Kitty's ass, I'll put firecrackers in your nut sack and blow your balls all over your pants!

S02E08 — Summer Sucks

Eric Theodore Cartmann

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I'm not fat, I just have a sweet hockey body.

S07E10 — Grey Dawn

Eric Theodore Cartmann

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Truck Driver: Yeah. Too bad you're not a broad, 'cause I need some goddamn poontang.

Butters: Yeah. I could use some goddamn poontang myself right now.

S01E01 — Cartman Gets an Anal Probe

Leopold "Butters" Stotch

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