Your favorite quotes from South Park

Hey. We don't say "fuck" at the table, you little asshole.

S02E10 — Chickenpox

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Was It Worth It? Totally...

S07E11 — Casa Bonita

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Anything That's Fun Costs At Least Eight Dollars

S09E12 — Trapped in the Closet

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Follow your dreams, you can reach your goals, I'm living proof. Beefcake! Beefcake!

S01E02 — Weight Gain 4000

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I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried anything, I'd be like, EH. You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie. Eh, woman, you shut your mouth, and make babies.

S01E05 — An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig

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