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[talking to Cartman, who's dressed like a Klansman]
Remind me to whoop your ass good next time I see you.

S01E07 — Pinkeye

Jerome "Chef" McElroy

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Hey! If you so much as touch Kitty's ass, I'll put firecrackers in your nut sack and blow your balls all over your pants!

S02E08 — Summer Sucks

Eric Theodore Cartmann

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Aw, it smells like Kenny's house in here!

S02E18 — Prehistoric Ice Man

Eric Theodore Cartmann

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How come everything today has involved things either coming in or going out of my ass?

S01E01 — Cartman Gets an Anal Probe

Eric Theodore Cartmann

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I'd rather be a crying little pussy than a faggy goth kid.

S07E14 — Raisins

Leopold "Butters" Stotch

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