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[talking to Cartman, who's dressed like a Klansman]
Remind me to whoop your ass good next time I see you.

S01E07 — Pinkeye

Jerome "Chef" McElroy

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Mari-ju-ana's bad, m'kay?

S02E03 — Ike's Wee Wee

Mr. Mackey, Jr.

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Stan: What's a homosexual?

Mr. Garrison: Well, Stanley, I guess you came to the right person. Sit down. Stanley, gay people, well, gay people are evil. Evil right down to their cold black hearts, which pump not blood like yours and mine, but rather a thick, vomitous oil that oozes through their rotten veins and clots in their pea-sized brains which becomes the cause of their Nazi-esque patterns of violent behavior. Do you understand?

S01E04 — Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride

Mr. Garrison
Stanley "Stan" Marsh

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Screw you guys, I'm going home.

S01E01 — Cartman Gets an Anal Probe

Eric Theodore Cartmann

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Hey guys, check out this song I made up, it's called 'I hate you guys.' [singing] I hate you guys! You guys are assholes! Especially Kenny! I hate him the most!

S03E05 — Tweek vs. Craig

Eric Theodore Cartmann

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