Your favorite quotes from South Park

[talking to Cartman, who's dressed like a Klansman]
Remind me to whoop your ass good next time I see you.

S01E07 — Pinkeye

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Respect My Authority!

S02E04 — Chickenlover

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If you want to find some quality friends, you have to wade through all the dicks first.

S14E04 — You Have 0 Friends

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How Do I Reach These Kids?

S12E05 — Eek, A Penis!

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Screw you guys, I'm going home.

S01E01 — Cartman Gets an Anal Probe

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