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Hey guys, check out this song I made up, it's called 'I hate you guys.' [singing] I hate you guys! You guys are assholes! Especially Kenny! I hate him the most!

S03E05 — Tweek vs. Craig

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Follow your dreams, you can reach your goals, I'm living proof. Beefcake! Beefcake!

S01E02 — Weight Gain 4000

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Now, wait a minute. I wanna clear the air here. We all know that pigeon was a whore. Raise your hand if you didn't sleep with that pigeon? [everybody around him raises his or her hand] Oh, whatever!

S03E05 — Tweek vs. Craig

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[talking to Cartman, who's dressed like a Klansman]
Remind me to whoop your ass good next time I see you.

S01E07 — Pinkeye

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Aw, it smells like Kenny's house in here!

S02E18 — Prehistoric Ice Man

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