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Now, wait a minute. I wanna clear the air here. We all know that pigeon was a whore. Raise your hand if you didn't sleep with that pigeon? [everybody around him raises his or her hand] Oh, whatever!
S03E05 — Tweek vs. Craig
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Speak to me, Helen. Let me be your voice. [nothing happens] Come on, you blind bitch! Channel your spirit through me!
S04E13 — Helen Keller! The Musical
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So Jesus died and then three days later he had an erection.
S03E02 — Spontaneous Combustion
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Screw you guys, I'm going home.
S01E01 — Cartman Gets an Anal Probe
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Words Cannot Express How Much I Hate You Guys
S03E14 — The Red Badge of Gayness
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