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So Jesus died and then three days later he had an erection.

S03E02 — Spontaneous Combustion

Kyle Broflovski

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How come everything today has involved things either coming in or going out of my ass?

S01E01 — Cartman Gets an Anal Probe

Eric Theodore Cartmann

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Kenny: MMffm mmfmm mmmfmmm.

Stan: You can say that again, Kenny.

Kenny: MMffm mmfmm mmmfmmm.

S01E11 — Tom's Rhinoplasty

Kenneth "Kenny" McCormick
Stanley "Stan" Marsh

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How Do I Reach These Kids?

S12E05 — Eek, A Penis!

Eric Theodore Cartmann

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Mom! Dad! I have awesome news! The doctor who gave Mr. Garrison a sex-change said he could make me tall and black!

S09E01 — Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina

Kyle Broflovski

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