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I'd rather be a crying little pussy than a faggy goth kid.

S07E14 — Raisins

Leopold "Butters" Stotch

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Stan Marsh: Oh my God! Ozzy Osbourne bit Kenny's head off!

Kyle Broflovski: You bastard!

S02E14 — Chef Aid

Kyle Broflovski
Stanley "Stan" Marsh

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Why? How could you do this? There are people starving in Alabama! And you give Cartman a million dollars?!

S05E06 — Cartmanland

Kyle Broflovski

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[Watching an elephant have sex with a pig]
Now I know how all those white women must have felt.

S01E05 — An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig

Jerome "Chef" McElroy

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America may have some problems, but it's our home, our team. And if you don't wanna root for your team, then you should get the hell out of the stadium.

S05E09 — Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants

Stanley "Stan" Marsh

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