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The fireman is very magical. If you rub his helmet he spits in your eye.
S02E03 — Ike's Wee Wee
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Hey. We don't say "fuck" at the table, you little asshole.
S02E10 — Chickenpox
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You've got to hold the football like you would hold your lover. Gently, yet firmly. You wanna be both nurturing and clinging at the same time. Oh, yes. Just like making sweet love to the football. Be naughty with the football. Mmmm, spank it. Ever so gently. Spank it. Oh, uh, sorry, children.
S01E04 — Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
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So Jesus died and then three days later he had an erection.
S03E02 — Spontaneous Combustion
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Selling Out Is Sweet Because, When You Sell Out, You Get To Make A Lot Of Money.
S02E09 — Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls
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