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The fireman is very magical. If you rub his helmet he spits in your eye.
S02E03 — Ike's Wee Wee
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Speak to me, Helen. Let me be your voice. [nothing happens] Come on, you blind bitch! Channel your spirit through me!
S04E13 — Helen Keller! The Musical
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Truck Driver: Yeah. Too bad you're not a broad, 'cause I need some goddamn poontang.
Butters: Yeah. I could use some goddamn poontang myself right now.
S01E01 — Cartman Gets an Anal Probe
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Aw, it smells like Kenny's house in here!
S02E18 — Prehistoric Ice Man
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Fat ass Cartman was / not on the school bus today / What a big fat turd
S02E11 — Roger Ebert Should Lay off the Fatty Foods
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