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This is terrible, dude. Maury Povich parades these poor people around on his show like carnival freaks and then gives them prizes at the end as if to justify it. What a dick!
S06E03 — Freak Strike
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[talking to Cartman, who's dressed like a Klansman]
Remind me to whoop your ass good next time I see you.
S01E07 — Pinkeye
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Well, I've been lickin' this carpet for 3 whole hours and I don't feel like a lesbian.
S01E11 — Tom's Rhinoplasty
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A ring that says you’d be together but not have sex. Isn't that called a wedding ring?
S13E01 — The Ring
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Here's a little dreidel that's small and made of clay. But I'm not going to play with it 'cause dreidel's friggin' gay.
S03E15 — Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics
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