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[talking to Cartman, who's dressed like a Klansman]
Remind me to whoop your ass good next time I see you.
S01E07 — Pinkeye
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Oh, no, there's nothing worse than Cartman with authoritah!
S03E05 — Tweek vs. Craig
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I can't lose weight, Butters, because I'm not fat, I'm big-boned. You can't slim down bones, stupid!
S06E01 — Jared Has Aides
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Jeez, you're a little irritable, Kyle. What's the matter, you got some sand in your vagina?
S05E01 — It Hits the Fan
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Kenny: MMffm mmfmm mmmfmmm.
Stan: You can say that again, Kenny.
Kenny: MMffm mmfmm mmmfmmm.
S01E11 — Tom's Rhinoplasty
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