Your favorite quotes from South Park
America may have some problems, but it's our home, our team. And if you don't wanna root for your team, then you should get the hell out of the stadium.
S05E09 — Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
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I'm not fat, I just have a sweet hockey body.
S07E10 — Grey Dawn
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Jeez, you're a little irritable, Kyle. What's the matter, you got some sand in your vagina?
S05E01 — It Hits the Fan
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I'd rather be a crying little pussy than a faggy goth kid.
S07E14 — Raisins
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Fat ass Cartman was / not on the school bus today / What a big fat turd
S02E11 — Roger Ebert Should Lay off the Fatty Foods
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