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I Don't Make The Rules, Ma'am. I Just Think Them Up And Write Them Down.
S15E05 — Crack Baby Athletic Association
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Okay, okay, I probably made love to your mother that night at the Drunken Barn Dance... but who here DIDN'T?
S01E13 — Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut
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No, dude, independent films are those black-and-white hippie movies. They're always about gay cowboys eating pudding.
S02E09 — Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls
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Was It Worth It? Totally...
S07E11 — Casa Bonita
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America may have some problems, but it's our home, our team. And if you don't wanna root for your team, then you should get the hell out of the stadium.
S05E09 — Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
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