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I Don't Make The Rules, Ma'am. I Just Think Them Up And Write Them Down.

S15E05 — Crack Baby Athletic Association

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Jeez, you're a little irritable, Kyle. What's the matter, you got some sand in your vagina?

S05E01 — It Hits the Fan

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Aw, it smells like Kenny's house in here!

S02E18 — Prehistoric Ice Man

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Hippies. They’re everywhere. They wanna save Earth, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.

S04E06 — Cherokee Hair Tampons

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Hey you guys, you know what they call a Jewish woman's boobs? ... Jewbs!

S10E01 — The Return of Chef

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